jump on the bandwagon!

[eddie]

and piled straight into the side of Mavis'
Citroen. The window unfortunatley open Toms face flew off, through the window, and landed on the passenger seat.

'What is it with young people these days??!' shouted Mavis, swerving across the road, with the Kawasaki impaled through the door. The faceless rider trying to mumble something incoherent at her.
'Ive just about had enough of you, Get off of my car' She demanded, flipping open the glove compartment and pulling out a gun with a huge barrel.

Quick thinking and unable to explain himself
Tom reached down, picked up one of her sherberts and jammed it in the barrel of the gun, before an overtaking truck (travelling far too quickly and far too closely) seperated his bike from Mavis's car, him from the bike, and sending him firmly into next Tuesday.

[Barnstormed]

The gun went off, exploding in a shower of lead and sherbert.

Mavis shot backwards. "What the...?" she squeaked. "They told me this was an air rifle".

The passenger door opened. "Are U ok"?

Mavis looked up. A short, dumpy girl with freckles was standing in the doorway. Her back was to the sun and the light shone round her like an aura.

"My saviour" wailed mavis

[Gwailofilms]

CUT TO:-

Kyle slammed on the brakes. Daniella flew off the back seat and into the passenger seat headrest.

"For God's sake!" hollered Kyle, as Daniella picked up her teeth. "That was a crap chase! No cops, no sirens. What the hell's wrong with this town? Oh well, at least there was a cool explosion."

With that, Kyle put the car into reverse and backed up to Mary's Citroen...

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The future is here:-
www.gwailofilms.co.uk

[Chance1234]

{{Disney Ending}}

CUT to wide shot of street.


we see the sunsetting in the background, from the carnage in the middle of the road, from the shops and houses either side we see the residents come out in unison, all humming "Sunrise, Sunset",

kyle stops the car and him and dannielle get out

with the deep hollywood red sunset we see silouhetted on one of the roofs a man standing with a fiddle. as we move into the carnage as the people form two lines either side still humming , we see the local rabbi approach the wrecks

dannielle starts to cry, we see the Rabbi place his hand on danniells shoulder

Dannielle:

Im sorry

the rabbi places his finger over her lips and sings

"is this the little girl i married ..,.......

[Barnstormed]

...off all those years ago. You and Hubert were so happy then, so care free and full of innocence. What happened?

"I dont know rabbi. Help me become the person I once was. Wash away my dirty thoughts. Bribe God to help me"

"Come my child. Do not whimper. Have a sweetie. God will help you, but you will need to do something in return. Tommorrow, at sunrise...

[eddie]

take your car, the vehicle of your self and the others, destruction, and drive to a far off place.
Take the keys from the ignition and cast them into the sea. Walk away, my child. Be happy with your choice, for it is a good one...

[WeedSmoker]

because at last you free from the dark horrors..... only good shall help you in the quest for the stolen catalogue of clarkes shoes.
Why is it you r in a search of this rare catalogue?..........

[Chance1234]

and roll credits....

[Littlerich]

Cast:
Danielle - Herself
Tom - Himself
Kyle - Himself
Old Lady - Cilla Black
The Bee - Spanish bloke from The Simpsons
Shopkeeper - Uncle Albert from Safeway

Crew:
Writers - Haven't got a clue
From an original idea by - EVERYBODY
Prop Handler - Is mad.

Trainer - Made by Reebok.
Director - is on something strong

No actual persons living or dead were in this film. If there is any resembalance to any people living in past, present or future, we are very, very soprry for those people.

No animals were harmed in the making of this screenplay. (Probably because there WERE no animals in this screenplay).

(C) "Anyone who will make it" productions.

FADE OUT.
ADVERTS.

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KEEP FOCUSED!
Little Rich.
http://go.to/littlerich
www.rmsgraffix.freeserve.co.uk
[email protected]

[eddie]

[lone sound of two hands clapping, echoing around the cinema.]